It's so nice to be happy~ Sha la la~

Hello! Work at Cathay for 11hrs today. Longest shift ever. I miss rosebarbie. But any hoots, work was relatively easy to get pass because Yanzhen makes the effort to talk and I love it. Anyway, do you know why why why I'm blogging???

From @rachymochy:

Like zomg...??? I have a reader who reads my blog religiously \(^o^)/ OLEY! So this post is obviously for her. Hehehehe, you got miss me? ^^

Anyway here are pictures from yesterday. I brought this to work 2 days ago because Xinyi says she lost weight from eating broccoli and I'm like whut... * dials mimicakes's number immediately " buy broccoli tmr k!" *And there we have it, a broccoli.. meal? I'm not a fan of broccoli because I always feel like I'm eating some... ugly midget tree, but please, for whatever sake, TRY THIS! Boiled broccoli with oyster sauce. FWOAH. Mind blowing. It's really damn yummy..... If I eat this everyday do you think I can lose 2kg in 2 weeks? :/ But I gotta let you know that I think broccoli makes you fart? I've been farting so much, gosh, this is completely unnecessary information, but I mean yknow, it's always good to know about the "side effects" of things right? 

Yumzzz.

This morning I carried my mustard backpack to work, and mami went " Now that you're carrying the back pack, I think it looks good on you. When I tried it on yesterday, I looked terrible" And in my head I was like?? MOM?? Haha... imagine her carrying the backpack and posing and checking herself out in the mirror. LOL. That's not the funniest. There was once she told me " I tried on your clogs a few days ago and I can wear it :D !!! " HAHAHAHHAHA. Cute right. I used to think that other than watching TV, she really has nothing to do to kill time, but now...I really wonder what she does at home everyday. Love my mami! <3

The thought of going back to Cathay for another 11 hours later and the day after kills me.

Very soon, I will post about all the fffffffging annoying customers, which I bet some of you are guilty behaving in those ways too.

Yesterday this pair of caucasian couple bought yogurt and when I asked if they would like to add any toppings, the lady actually asked her boyfriend " do you want any of the weird Asian toppings?"

weird

weird

WEIRD!!!!

HO HO HO~

How about you suck my weird asian middle finger. -.- Tsk. I know the matter is really small, but I felt damn offended because they said it in my face and I , obviously Asian, was serving them and I just had to smile to their " weird asian topping" zzzz. Customer service sucks. I feel like a clown.

Moving on~

Customer #2: " Where's the menu?'

????????

Where's the menu

Where's the menu

WHERE'S THE MENU??

are you fugging kidding muai~~

Do you go to Starbucks and ask where's the menu? Do you walk into Macdonald's and ask where's the menu? THE MENU IS IN YOUR FACE DUDE. And it's funny how menus are always placed above our heads, HAHAHA. I just want to roll my eyes upwards and point with them, like " THERE".

But obviously being the professional me, I will raise my right arm ( revealing a bunch of black QQ armpit hair ) and point to the board above. HEHHE. You won't believe how many different types of armpits or armpit hair we've seen... I will be so reluctant to raise my arm lor. They still do it so freely like they are giving out eyes a treat.

Next.

Us: Any toppings for you?

Customer: Err.. what do you have?

(Us: Err... Do you have eyes?)

I mean... when you queue at Old Chang Kee, and the auntie asks you " 来小弟, 要什么!"  You don't go " 你有什么" or " what do you have" right? She will fry your eyeballs and return to you. Say real one. 

Hahaha, I'm not trying to show you how bitchy I am, but instead show you how sometimes you all make the most senseless comments, and complain against us when we give you an equally senseless reply. So, as I've learnt from Kelly. Just laugh it off. It really works. Hahahahha. Please don't get me wrong. I have completely nothing against chatting more with customers or answering questions k. Like if it's your first time ordering, I'd be very helpful (I promise) I'll explain to you the flavours we have ( unless you keep repeating " so it's just these two flavours?", " you only have 2 flavours", " so that's all you have?" because I would have killed myself before I can answer them ) and how the different cup sizes work. So, I'm still very friendly. Don't scared. Usually if I can sense I'm going to throw a dulan face~ I'll fade into the background so you got no chance to complain me. KEKEKE. 

Wokay. 

Goodnight darlings.


ending my night reading a pro-PAP blog , which is basically full of shit. That person is telling people why they should not vote for the opposition or Nicole Seah, but the reasons are all bullshit, ridiculous, and biased. Let's see. She began criticising Nicole Seah's educational background. Nicole Seah was from CHIJ Katong Convent, then Tanjong Katong Sec, and later Victoria JC. Here's what that blogger wrote:


"VJ?

VJ is complete shit in my completely-deserving-of-arrogance opinion.

Based on personal experience, anyone who enters VJ with a brain, comes out with half a brain.

VJ is a place where people have a strange notion that because they are not connected to the blue-blooded secondary schools, they are therefore morally superior.

VJ has no facilities to speak of. It looks like a 3rd world concentration camp." 

" In my completely deserving of arrogance opinion", LMAO. It's not hard to guess where this arrogant fellow is from.

One of the comments: (Y) (Y) (Y)

Politics is not my thing for sure, but this is ridiculous? Biased ttm. WTF. She claims that the only CHIJ that's recognised is St. nics. Err excuse me... SRSLY? I can't believe she actually even went to an IJ school because she clearly has no values or knowledge or the other IJ schools?!?!? Thought all IJ people have this IJ connection somehow~ This person must be an outcast. Oh if you're interested, the link to the rest of the ridiculous post is here !